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Escaping Insanity Chapter 1 It had been... what, two, three, maybe even four weeks now. It was hard to keep track. The days all seemed to blur together into one horrible memory. You were the only one left, with what sanity you may have had before. Before any of this started it didn't feel like you had much sanity. But now, compared to the others, you felt like the most sane. You were the most sane.

Your name is Karkat Vantas. And you are the only one left out of your friends. They aren't dead ... yet. But you figure they'll soon start killing each other off, and you'll have to fight for your life. But you had figured that your whole life. You knew one day you'd proba

More... JOHNKATTTTYou: hey :B

Stranger: HELLO

You: hows it goin?

Stranger: FINE

You: uh... good. cool...

Stranger: WHAT ABOUT YOU

You: uhm, im doin good. been kinda stressed latly... but otherwise good.

Stranger: COOL

You: yeahhh...

You: this.... conversation is kinda awckward for me....

Stranger: WHY?

You: uhh.. it just.. is... it's...

You: hard..

You: to explain....

Stranger: YOU CAN TELL ME

You: uhh.... okay but...

You: promise me you wont laugh okay?

Stranger: OK

You: i uhh...

You: i

You: i've been trying to admit for a while

You: how i feel about you...

You: and i ...

You: i think i feel ... 'flushed' for you...

You: thats how you

Shifting Nights (JohnXKarkat) Chapter 1Your name is John Egbert, and you're currently sitting in math class.

It's the end of the semester, the warm sunlight filtering through the classroom windows and the air conditioning unit droning in the background announced the arrival of summer in less than a month.

The class' teacher lectures on about the importance of the use of parentheses in your life or something, most of the students either staring at the most interesting ceiling tiles or doodling various images in the margin of their sheets.

Your best bro, Dave Strider, looks asleep, his closed ruby irises hidden by his shades, which are slightly askew and his face is propped up in

Shifting Nights (JohnXKarkat) Chapter 2"You heard what? John? John are you still there? Hello?" Your mind takes a few moments to register the tinny sound of your cellphone's speaker, now on the ground.

You hastily pick it up and press it to your ear.

"Hahah, nevermind. I've got to go."

"What? John wha-" You turn your phone off and look back to the unconscious boy.

He's around your age, pale with a short wild, black mess of hair. He's also frightfully skinny, almost like he hasn't eaten in a while. Maybe he hasn't.

You wince when you notice the wound on his shoulder. A gunshot wound, which looks alot worse on this thin boy than on the large feline's body.

Wait. You were on au

Shifting Nights (JohnXKarkat) Chapter 3You stand there staring at him. For some reason, you didn't think he'd be able to speak, much less english! Huh.

Now he's kinda glaring at you and you should probably answer him.

"Uhh. I'm John Egbert." You give him a tentative smile.

He stares at you like you just told him you blew up an orphanage.

"What about you?" You don't mean to be intrusive, but really who was he??

"What about me?" He asks.

"Well, who are you?"

"Oh. I don't see why it's any of your business, but I'm Karkat Vantas."

"Karkat? That's different."

Karkat glares at you as if daring you to mock him.

"So, what are you?"

You kinda just open your mouth then close it,

JohnKat-Chapter 1You're name is John Egbert, and you are currently taking orders over the phone for a cake. You work with your father at his bakery, making up money and community hours for your high school. You are 18, and are almost ready to graduate, except for some community hours missing. For the first couple years of high school, you saw no need for the hours and hung out with your best bro, Dave Strider, instead.

You say goodbye to the customer after scribbling down the order and sigh. You wish you had started for your hours earlier than last ear. The bakery was mostly either way too slow to have a point in coming, or way too busy to be fun. Your dad t

Kiss the Derp 1 KarkatXJohn AUChapter 1

  Your name is KARKAT VANTAS.
  You realize your name is strange and unusual, as you have been told many times by your friend JOHN EGBERT (beep beep meow). John is your friend, your neighbor... your major crush. And just like those romcoms you love so very much he has no clue you like him.
  You're Duckie and he's Andie. There is no point in trying to get out of the friendzone at this point. You've pretty much set up camp there, maybe you'll build yourself a little fire while you're at it and make some s'mores. But your best friends have other plans.
  You are at this very moment at your b

Heir-Head"So Karkat, how are you enjoying your first visit to Earth?"
The pale thin boy smiled brightly with his crooked teeth at his 'human' friend.
"Eh, I don't get what the big deal is. It's nothing special really. All these people look exactly the same, I just can't tell them apart. They're all disgusting too, slobs and quite ugly. No horns and pasty white skin with odd hair colors. I do approve the equality of blood coloring though." Using movie make-up that John had lying around, he had colored his troll friend's gray skin a shade of light peach. After covering his horns (which were nubby enough to be easily hidden) with a baseball hat and put

A Breathe of Fresh Air Chapter 2Chapter 2

You look at him. He looks at you. You try to blearily blink sleep out of your eyes, and he looks at you some more. His eyes are red, surrounded by a concentrated honey gold color, and they're slightly larger than the average human eye. But then, so are yours. So maybe he has special eyes, and the rest of the troll population has smaller ones.

He bolts straight up, then gasps in pain and bends forward. You watch him, your eyes wide and concerned.

"Um... hi."

He bares his teeth at you in a soundless snarl, but looking at his eyes, its hard to see him as a someone scary. He looks frightened and panicked, and you want to give him a

Secrets. Chapter 1.You walk into the Starbucks on the corner, it's packed. There's no empty tables. It's okay though, you're not planing on staying. Just getting coffee and leaving.
"Hello, I hope your day has been purrfect!" Nepeta, the cat obsessed bartista, said as you approach the counter. As always She was obnoxiously cheerful and added her annoying cat puns.
"Whatever." you mumble under your breather, you then order a black coffee and then move aside so you can wait there but the next person in line can order. When your order is ready you snatch it up and start to head towards the door.
Not to long after you start your journey you hear a high pitche

Don't Give UpHomestuck (JohnKat vaguely implied)

Summary: Karkat never wanted to helplessly watch another one of his friends die. SADSTUCK.

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When Noir had come charging at him, Karkat hadn't expected it. He hadn't seen it coming. All there had been was Noir rushing at him, coming for him with that pitch black sword that had already taken so many lives and Karkat hadn't even had time enough to think to close his eyes before the impact. No, he'd been quite sure he was about to watch Noir plunge the sword straight through his heart and that that would be the last thing he would ever see.

Instead, what felt like split seconds before he was impaled, h

JohnKatYou: hi :B

Stranger: HELLO

You: hi karkat! :)

You: hows it goin?

Stranger: FUCKING FANTASTIC

You: well you sound like your doing fantastic x)

You: cause you always sound like your in sucha great mood! x)

Stranger: WELL

Stranger: I GUESS YOU CAN SAY THAT

You: i hope you know I was being sarcastic...

Stranger: FUCK

Stranger: WELL

Stranger: YOU WERE FUCKING RIGHT ANYWAYS

You: hehe. :) so wattcha up to? you as board as I am? :\

Stranger: I GUESS SO

Stranger: I HAVE NOTHING FUCKING BETTER TO DO

You: same here.

You: I'm gonna watch Con Air agin soon though

You: even though I've already watched it like twice today. :)

You: but its

Shifting Nights (JohnXKarkat) Chapter 7Saturday morning, you wake up to the gentle morning sunlight coming in through the curtains.

You stretch and yawn, sitting up and looking around you. After some insisting, Karkat managed to get you to take your bed back last night, saying that if he was going to be living here for a while, you could at least take your bed back.

For the second night in a row, he's curled on top of you during the night (Karkat told you he prefers to sleep while in animal form, though you forget why, but you worry your father's gonna walk in and find him some day). The only problem is his weight leaves you numb in the morning. For someone so light as a human,

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Escaping Insanity Chapter 4Your John, and you've been flying for what feels like forever. You're letting Karkat lead you to Terezi's house. Once you got there, you went inside and collapsed. Karkat followed and sat beside you again, like he had done at the beach.

Jade had been pacing the floor. When she saw you she ran over to you.

"John! Are you okay? You look horrible," she said, worriedly.

You didn't feel like responding. You felt almost to tired to speak. You moaned. Jade and Karkat helped you into a sitting position. That was when Dave came in. He came over you.

"What happened to you two? You look horrible," he said, sitting down next to Jade, who was now

Escaping Insanity Chapter 3 After another half an hour of flying, you reach a beach. Thats where you land. John laied down in the sand, panting. It was quite apparent he was still very tired. You sit down beside him. His eyes were closed and he was sweaty again.

"Thanks... for saving me," you mumble. You normaly don't give out "thank you"'s all that easily, but you figured he deserved it for all he just did for you.

He opened his eyes and smiled up at you. He sat up and turned so he was facing you.

"Anything for you," he wispers and takes your hand. He then gives a small kiss on the cheek.

You feel your face get a bit warmer and you know you're blushing. You gi

Escaping Insanity Chapter 2You fly for a few more hours, and then stop to rest. With all Karkat's running and your flying, you put a lot of ground between you and the trolls. Well, at least you hope you did. You have no idea how far or close they were to you. It scared you to think about that. You more then anything did not want to stop, but you couldn't help it. You were exahusted. You'd been flying for a long time.

You where a long ways from the large forest where you had picked up Karkat. He was still asleep. You were sitting down on the ground, and Karkat was still sound asleep in your lap. You had a small smile at how peaceful he looked. He was so cute when he s

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You: *pokes*

Stranger: DONT POKE ME

You: *poke* why not?

Stranger: I WILL CUT U IN THE THROAT WITH ME SICKLE

You: god... thats harsh... *pulls hand away*

Stranger: I DONT CARE

You: :C ... jeez i'm sorry for poking you, okay?

Stranger: OK

Stranger: WHO ARE YOU?

You: ... john

Stranger: ...........OH

You: how did you not recognize me karkat>

Stranger: I WASNT 100% SURE, OK?

You: okay... but thats still a little offencive

Stranger: MY GOG IM FUCKING SORRY, OK?

You: okay, okay. its fine. whatever.

You: so what are you up to?

Stranger: NOTHING REALLY. YOU?

You: pretty much nothing...

Stranger: OH

You: yeap

You: kinda boring really

Stranger: I GUESS

You: yeahhh....

Stranger: :T

You: .... ....

Stranger: .......

You: ....... this is boring....

You: you're boring me

Stranger: NO YOU ARE THE ONE BORING THE FUCK OUT OF ME

You: no, no im pretty sure you're boring me.

Stranger: NO YOU ARE

You: nope

You: its definatly you

Stranger: NO ITS YOU

You: no, no. you.

You: DEFFINATLY you

Stranger: *pulls out sickle* I WILL USE THIS

You: *pulls out hammer* i cann deffend myself

You: but i'll stop

You: i dont wanna fight you

Stranger: CAUSE YOU KNOW U'LL LOSE

You: hmm. me being god tire vs you. no i'd win

You: i dont wanna fight you because i dont wanna fight or hurt my friends

Stranger: WHATEVER

You: .... we ....

You: are friends right?

Stranger: .............................................................................................

You: cause.... i wanna be friends....

Stranger: AND WHY'S THAT?

You: just because... i think of you like a friend... and ...

You: i dunno, i just think your a really cool friend

You: hehe

Stranger: ..............................

You: .... and uh, ...

You: i dont want you to be all alone or unhappy.

You: i think you need someone around who really cares about you...

You: like i do.

Stranger: YEAH YEAH WHATEVER

You: but... you dont really care do you?

You: if im your friend or not, right?

Stranger: NOT REALLY....BUT.... I GUESS I KIND OF CONSIDER YOU AS A FRIEND

You: well ... okay

You: cool i guess

Stranger: SUR

Stranger: E

You: .... i ... i- nevermind..

Stranger: WHAT?

You: no, just...

You: just nevermind

Stranger: NO FUCKING TELL ME

You: *sigh* i was really hoping you cared about me too... but you're just gonna make fun of me for saying that and not care anyway, so nevermind...

Stranger: ............

You: ... yeah... uh... i have unrealistic hopes.... this and... others... but whatever...

Stranger: JOHN, YOU KNOW I CARE ABOUT MY FRIENDS AND SHIT. BUT IM NEVER GOING TO ADMIT THAT TO YOU SO YOU CAN JUST FORGET ABOUT IT

You: you... just kind of did in a way....

Stranger: I TOLD YOU IM NOT TELLING YOU SO DROP IT

You: tell me what?

You: that you care?

You: cause you secretly do?

Stranger: WOW U DONT LISTEN WELL DO YOU? I SAID IM NOT TELLING

You: no i was listening fully

You: im just trying to annoy it out of you

Stranger: CAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ALL DO, TRY AND PISS ME OFF

You: .... sorry.

Stranger: IM USED TO IT

You: i... i really care about you karkat...

You: alot....

Stranger: ..................

You: wow... that was stupid....

You: sorry....

You: i guess i should just shut up....

Stranger: UH...

You: ....

Stranger: UM...YEAH...

You: but.. its just that i...

You: i just...

You: urgh, nevermind.

You: just... nevermind

You: i'll shut up...

Stranger: YOU'RE REALLY HURTTING MY THINKPAN. IF YOU GOT SOMTHING TO SAY, THEN SAY IT, EGBERT

You: its not that simple okay?!

You: ..... i-i ... it's hard to say...

You: but... i... i think i love you karkat......

You: ....

Stranger: ....

You: i-

You: im sorry for saying anything....

You: i-...

You: i just should of shut up when i said i was going to...

Stranger: *rolles eyes in annoyance and just grabs you n kisses you*

You: *widens eyes then closes them* .......

Stranger: *pushes you off and looks down, his face red*

You: *blushes and looks down to.* ... I.. i love you karkat...

Stranger: I...FEEL RED FOR YOU TOO, EGBERT

You: *smiles wide* r-really?!

Stranger: ER- JUST...SHUT UP...

You: .... okay... i'll... i'll shut up...

Stranger: ....

You: *leans over and kisses you, then quickly pulls away, playing with god tire hood*

Stranger: *face turns darker and smiles a little bit*

You: *blushes harder, and keeps looking down, playing with hood nervously*

Stranger: I GUESS IT'S MY TURN AGAIN? *kisses ya*

You: *giggles a bit* so now we're taking turns, hm? *returns kiss*

Stranger: I DONT KNOW, I THOUGHT THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE WAITING FOR....OR SOMTHING...

You: i dont know what i was waiting for but i did enjoy that. *kisses your cheek*

Stranger: YEAH...

You: you're a good kisser karkat...

Stranger: UHH...SAME WITH YOU...

You: hehe, thanks... *blushes*...

Stranger: YOUR WELCOME...HEH..

You: *wrpas arms around your neck in quick movement and kisses again*

Stranger: *blinks, but then closes eyes, wrapping arms around your waist and kisses back*

You: mmm *kisses again, a bit longer*

Stranger: *blushes*

You: i love you...

Stranger: I...UHH...LOVE YOU TOO

You: *giggles* ... you're blushing....

Stranger: ERR- .....

You: it's cute. *kisses cheek*

Stranger: EHEHE.....I GUESS...

Stranger: NOT AS CUTE AS YOU THOUGH...

You: *giggles and blushes a bit*

Stranger: HEH...

You: *kisses again*

Stranger: *kisses bk*

You: you dont know how much im enjoying this... *kisses.... again*

Stranger: ..............*kisses bk*

You: *pulls closer a bit. leans down and kisses your neck*

Stranger: *face turns dark red*

You: *lays head on your shoulder and runs fingers threw your hair*

Stranger: *hugs you close*

You: *giggles abit, and lifts head up. stairs at your hair....

You: *

Stranger: ...

You: *leans down and licks your horn*

Stranger: *face turns bright red* ERK-!!

You: *pulls back abit, still keeping arms around you*... i-i'm sorry... did that hurt or something....?

Stranger: N-NO...I JUST...WASNT EXPECTING IT...

You: ...oh... heh *blushes a bit* ... sorry for startling you...

Stranger: ITS OK..

You: ... c-can.... can i do it again? ....

Stranger: UHH-.....S-SURE...

You: *licks horn again* .... heh... they taste kind of sweet....

Stranger: EHEHE....

You: *runs hand along the side of your face* you're so cute

Stranger: UHH...HMM...

You: *rubs horn a bit, while licking your neck*

Stranger: *squeezes you a bit*

You: *continuies to rub ur horn and lick ur neck*

Stranger: *closes eyes*......

You: *kisses neck, and stops rubbing horn*

You: *phone goes off. pulls away to check it* *moans*

Stranger: HUH?

You: I... I gotta go, Karkat... i'm sorry...

You: i'll pester you later, kay?

Stranger: UHH...OK

You: i'm sorry... i love you<3 *kisses you* g'bye.

You: *walks away.. hands in pockets*

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Look at you John... being noaughty and leaving like that...
At least this acctualy had an ending, most of my omegle rps dont have legitament endings. Though I kind of had to leave anyway, so I ended it. Though this was a very fun rp and didn't want it to end...
Oh well. Here people of the world, have some JohnKat. It's awsomely adorabloodthirsty <3

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*RaucousRaven Sep 16, 2012 Student Writer

This is so adorable. I looooove the awkwardness between them! And Karkat's so cuteeeee

~Girfan108 Sep 16, 2012 Student General Artist

aw thank you! and yeah it was a pretty cute karkat. xD

!Black-kitteh122333 Sep 15, 2012

I don't know ho they are but I liked it

What's the horn >w>

~Girfan108 Sep 16, 2012 Student General Artist

aw. thanks and their from homestuck. this is where you read homestuck if your interested: [link]
and Homestuck is by Andrew Hussie, who's amazing.

and thehorn thing is ... complicated. See John's a human, but Karkat isn't so he has horns.
this is what they look like. [link]
I just got it off google. So John's the human one and Karkat's the other one.

!Black-kitteh122333 Sep 16, 2012

Oh...... It's just.... Sounds very very... Very .....nvm u know what I mea ><

~Girfan108 Sep 17, 2012 Student General Artist

if the word you're looking for is complicated you couldn't be more right. xD

~goodie58 Sep 20, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

I couldn't agree more. lol

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